Hey, remember that time when I went to a psychic

Long ago, I had a rich boyfriend who liked nothing better than to buy me stuff I didn’t need, such as business attire or attendance at personal growth seminars. One time, when I was pregnant with not-his-baby, he bought me a session with a psychic. The psychic was a very nice gentleman who told me he didn’t like to predict the gender of unborns because he was usually wrong (bad self-promotion, what?). He was willing to predict that the child would be joyful and happy to be here, “like a puppy.” Although she has her ups and downs, like all of us, madamemigraine turned out to be much more joyful than most of the puppies I know.
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manofaspen reblogged this from madamemigraine and added:
I’d believe it.
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comedyforthosewhothink said:
Did I start this topic with my psychic post? :P
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this-alien said:
does she sleep 20 hours a day like a puppy?
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madamemigraine reblogged this from thingssistersknow and added:
Then again, the psychic also predicted that I spent a past life on Atlantis.
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