May 2013
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A good day
when you’ve had a toothache for a couple of weeks, and all you can do is take regular doses of a marginally effective anti-inflammatory med but you can’t go to the dentist because you don’t have any fucking money to speak of, but then one morning you wake up and the problem has simply…gone…away!
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April 2013
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Hurricane
The guy next to me at the Bob Dylan concert last night kept yelling, “Hurricane, Bob.” Dylan doesn’t take requests.
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when it gets to be rather late in the evening, i get a little obsessed with playing songs for my daughter, who is much too polite to ask why i’m making her listen to R.E.M. and Barbra Streisand.
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Home Away From: But wait, there's more! →
madamemigraine:
I MADE her get up because I need to get to class today, so I played Led Zeppelin really loudly and handed her a cup of coffee.
Then she stole the rest of my mother’s vodka RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, when she thought I wasn’t paying attention. I was, though. No, really. She tried to distract me, and…
re: the visitor from hell, i think we got rid of her very cheaply, when you...
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News of the Day
I just took off my bra, and the world is a much happier place now.
madamemigraine:
Today my family went to the zoo while I stayed home to do mountains of homework. I got most of the work done and a lot of quality time on Tumblr. I don’t understand why I am the one who is exhausted when my family was at the zoo with small children all day.
i especially missed you when this little creature showed up at the zoo
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That's what friends are for
manofaspen replied to your post: This is legal in Kentucky
Big bank is really pissing me off here. I’m very sorry that they’re giving you trouble. *hug* Anything I can do to help?
just knowing you care enough to be pissed off on my behalf is great. also, can you lend me five bucks?
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“No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and...”
– www.Livelifehappy.com (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
This doesn’t work if one of the people needs that whole damn umbrella for himself.
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This is legal in Kentucky
Years ago, I lived in a different state with a person who needed all the money in the world. In my efforts to help him (because I loved him and we were partners and such), I acquired a lot of debt. When the person and I parted, I lost my home and most of my stuff, but I got to keep the debt, which I whittled away the best I could. Given that I managed to parlay my English degree into a job taking...
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March 2013
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If madamemigraine ever needed proof of my love, it could not be more profoundly demonstrated than it is in the following words: yes, I will take you to church tomorrow. but you owe me.
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It’s after 1:00, and I’m patiently waiting for madamemigraine to wake up so we can continue our argument about Doctor Who from last night.
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Home Away From: My Chemical Romance saved my life,... →
madamemigraine:
I discovered My Chemical Romance when I was thirteen. It was the year when I discovered eye liner, black jeans, and an enthusiasm for dramatic artistic expression. In school, my friends and I defined ourselves by our bands— the bands we liked more than anything else in the world. Interests came…
It was a hard day for madamemigraine, and for me as well. For reasons she so...
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thealbinoweave:
you can literally go to any part of a history book and it’s about white people fucking things up
especially the people who are men
